what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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