his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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