dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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