i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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