How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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