Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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