are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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