That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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