we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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