Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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