: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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