he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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