Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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