you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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