There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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