u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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