On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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