youre lurking in front of me
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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