Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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