walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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