I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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