Duck Duck Cougar?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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