O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
