gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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