Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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