So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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