I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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