Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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