Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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