I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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