So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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