Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
After tacos, we're chasing women.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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