a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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