great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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