two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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