Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
it glows. i had to have it.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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