based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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