where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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