just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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