ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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