He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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