i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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