All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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