I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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