yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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