i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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