just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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