Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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