Me. At least after what I've been through.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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