Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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