Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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