there's paper in my vomit.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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